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The 20 best improvised lines in TV history
Deedle-Dee Productions

The 20 best improvised lines in TV history

Writers deserve far more credit than they’re given for the innumerable golden television moments they’ve given us, but actors are sometimes responsible for coming up with those great lines. These are the best improvised lines in TV history. 

 
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"Sure. Where?"

"Sure. Where?"
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions

There are hundreds of lines from Friends that are funny to this day, but the final line of the series — “Sure. Where?” — was improvised by Matthew Perry. Chandler says this hilarious line after Rachel suggests the gang stops for coffee before Monica and Chandler take their twins to their new house. 

 
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"It says you could have 'network connectivity problems.'"

"It says you could have 'network connectivity problems.'"
Deedle-Dee Productions

Perhaps the funniest line in all of Parks and Recreation wasn’t written. Chris Pratt improvised this iconic line while his character was trying to help his boss, Leslie Knope, figure out what illness she had. The showrunners were just glad they caught the moment on tape. 

 
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The "Feeny Call"

The "Feeny Call"
Michael Jacobs Productions

Will Friedle as Eric Matthews became synonymous with his incredible nickname for his neighbor and former teacher, Mr. Feeny. But the first time we heard Eric make what came to be known as the "Feeny Call," it was totally improvised. 

 
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"Hot damn!"

"Hot damn!"
Fremulon

Captain Holt had tons of great deadpan lines on Brooklyn Nine-Nine, but some of his best were when he was showing emotion, like when he yelled, “Hot damn!” after correctly guessing why Santiago was late for work for the first time. The improvised moment caught the entire cast off guard. 

 
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Rue's entire fight scene

Rue's entire fight scene
A24

Not a singular line, but Zendaya and Nika King improvised their entire infamous fight scene in Euphoria. The mother and daughter were fighting over Rue’s drug use, which proved to be one of the most emotional moments of the series. Zendaya earned that Emmy. 

 
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"My dad’s dead? I’m not ready for this."

"My dad’s dead? I’m not ready for this."
Bays & Thomas Productions

When Marshall’s dad died in How I Met Your Mother, Jason Segel delivered one of the most heartbreaking lines in all of TV history. To have a genuine reaction, Segel didn’t know what the news would be, which resulted in an incredibly emotional moment. 

 
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"Mama, mama"

"Mama, mama"
High Bridge Entertainment

Who would’ve thought that a baby would be responsible for one of the best improvised lines of all time? While filming a scene of Breaking Bad , baby Holly uttered the word “mama” repeatedly. She wasn’t supposed to say any lines, but the baby saw her real-life mother off-screen and started calling for her. Bryan Cranston remained in character, and the crew captured an unbelievable unscripted moment. 

 
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Brooke Davis’ high school monologue

Brooke Davis’ high school monologue
Tollin/Robbins Productions

Emotion took over for Sophia Bush when she filmed her final scene in the hallways of Tree Hill High School. Her heartfelt speech about high school was totally improvised, and as Bush said, it was equal parts her and Brooke Davis speaking in that scene. 

 
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The broken china scene

The broken china scene
HBO Entertainment

A lot of what made it into the final cut of Veep was improvised, but one of the best moments of unscripted content was when Tony Hale and Matt Walsh dropped and broke a plate of china. The two actors stayed in character and decided what to do with the broken pieces as Gary and Mike, making for a truly hilarious TV moment. 

 
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"It’s so hard for me to put that down."

"It’s so hard for me to put that down."
Gloria Sanchez Productions

Dead to Me only lasted for three seasons, but each was rife with wild drama, unforeseen plot twists, and some hilarious improvisation. Most of the script was written, but Linda Cardellini and Christina Applegate did have the opportunity to take some creative liberties, like when Cardellini improvised, “And by the pipe, you mean his penıs? … It’s so hard for me to put that down.”

 
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"Bros before hoes."

"Bros before hoes."
Heel and Toe Films

Much of what Dr. House said on House was either scathing or sarcastic. Hugh Laurie understood the character so completely that he was able to improvise a line he said to Wilson. “ Look, I know you're friends with her, but there's a code! Bros before hoes, man!” House quipped after his friend took a woman’s side in an argument. 

 
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“You want a Christmas card?”

“You want a Christmas card?”
West/Shapiro Productions

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is a comedy master, and she’s proved that time and again. One of her funniest improvised moments was in an episode of Seinfeld when George was complaining that Elaine hadn’t sent him her Christmas card, which inadvertently featured a photo of Elaine’s nipple. “You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? Alright, here. Here’s your Christmas card,” she says as she rubs his head against her breasts. 

 
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"Where is the clitorıs?"

"Where is the clitorıs?"
Deedle-Dee Productions

The characters of The Office didn’t necessarily show growth over the course of the show, but if one did, it was Dwight. Prior to his growth, however, he finds himself at Toby’s desk to ask, “Where is the clitorıs?” And the entire bit was improvised by Dwight Schrute himself, Mr. Rainn Wilson. 

 
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"This isn’t a marriage; this is the world’s worst hangover."

"This isn’t a marriage; this is the world’s worst hangover."
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions

Friends has more iconic storylines than perhaps any other sitcom in television history. One such storyline was Ross and Rachel’s marriage in Vegas. That storyline also produced terrific improvisation from Jennifer Aniston, who uttered the line: “This isn’t a marriage; this is the world’s worst hangover.”

 
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"You look ridiculous."

"You look ridiculous."
Idiot Box Productions

In season 5 of The Walking Dead, Carol and Daryl find themselves in a new town, causing Carol to change outfits. Daryl and Norman Reedus were caught off guard by the look, causing Reedus to improvise the line “You look ridiculous.” The producers found the moment hilarious and left it in. 

 
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"Live long and suck it!"

"Live long and suck it!"
Chuck Lorre Productions

The Big Bang Theory had audiences laughing unlike few other television shows of its time. Fans of the show who were just as big Star Trek fans as Sheldon appreciated all of the galactic guest appearances, but none were as epic as one of Wil Wheaton’s episodes where he yelled at an angry theatergoer at the Star Wars premiere, “Live long and suck it!”

 
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"Bebe"

"Bebe"
Not a Real Company Productions

Moira Rose quickly became known for her unusual pronunciations of words, but none were as iconic as the way she said “baby.” The first time Catherine O’Hara said “bebe” in her Moira way, it was a complete accident. Since those who heard it found it hysterical, O’Hara officially integrated it into her lexicon. Thank goodness she did. 

 
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Schmidt describing the girl of his dreams

Schmidt describing the girl of his dreams
Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures

Nick and Schmidt had quite the dynamic on New Girl, and all of their flashback scenes were instant knee-slappers. Not much of the show was improvised, but one of their flashbacks was. While speculating about the future, Schmidt described the girl of his dreams as wearing the same outfit as Nick at the time, leading to a very uncomfortable Nick.  

 
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"Peppa Pig"

"Peppa Pig"
HBO Entertainment

The White Lotus is damn near perfect, and one of the best lines from the second season came from improvisation. About to embark on a mini Italian adventure, Tanya, dressed in a pink ensemble and donning a head scarf, asks Valentina to tell her who she looks like. “Peppa Pig,” Sabrina Impacciatore improvised after being told by creator Mike White that she could. Impacciatore was delighted to learn the moment had made the final cut. 

 
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Michael and Oscar’s kiss

Michael and Oscar’s kiss
Deedle-Dee Productions

Steve Carell could make any moment funny. One of the most memorable moments from The Office was his character Michael kissing Oscar. The moment was totally unscripted, and it’s gone down as one of the funniest improvised bits in all of television. 

Acacia is a South Dakota-based writer with a love of all things pop culture, particularly music, television, and celebrities. Her previous work can be found on Nicki Swift and Mashed. When she's not writing, Acacia is watching television, listening to music, completing a crossword puzzle, or reading. 

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