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The 20 worst coworkers in movie history
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The 20 worst coworkers in movie history

While more and more people are working from home, there is still a good chance that, at some point, you’ve had a coworker you couldn’t stand. Fortunately, in movies, a bad coworker can be entertaining. We wouldn’t want to work with them, but we don’t have to. Instead, the pain of others becomes our enjoyment. These are 20 of the worst coworkers in film history. Note that we don’t include bosses in this list. That’s an entirely different category.

 
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Peter Gibbons

Peter Gibbons
20th Century Fox

Peter is the protagonist of Office Space, the anti-corporation cult comedy. He’s also a lousy coworker. When Peter stops doing his work, it’s not like it goes anywhere. Plus, he convinces his friends to get involved in his illegal “Superman 3” scheme, which could have gotten them arrested.

 
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Ed

Ed
Paramount

Ed seems like a nice guy. There’s probably a reason he hasn’t been fired from Good Burger. However, he’s also entirely incompetent, but also enthusiastic. That’s a dangerous combo in the fast food industry.

 
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Dennis Nedry

Dennis Nedry
Universal

Played with contemptuous aplomb by Wayne Knight, Nedry is the true villain of Jurassic Park. We can’t blame the dinosaurs for just being dinosaurs, you know? Nedry, though, shuts down the park so he can escape with the dino DNA for a quick buck. It doesn’t work out for Dennis, who runs into a dilophosaurus on his way off the island.

 
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Barry Judd

Barry Judd
Touchstone

As John Cusack’s Rob Gordon puts it in High Fidelity , his friends Barry and Dıck just kept showing up at his record shop, and eventually, he put them to work. Barry, played by Jack Black, is not exactly made for customer service. He will happily excoriate you for your musical choices, even if it costs the store a sale.

 
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Elizabeth Halsey

Elizabeth Halsey
Columbia

Hey, the movie is called Bad Teacher for a reason. Cameron Diaz is not doing right by her students, for starters, but she’s also a terrible coworker to the other teachers at the school. Elizabeth does poorly by just about everybody.

 
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Shelley Levene

Shelley Levene
New Line Cinema

The leads are weak, or so complains Shelley “The Machine” Levene in Glengarry Glen Ross. Played by Jack Lemmon, Shelley’s best days are behind him, but he’s desperate for one more big score. So much so, spoiler alert: he is the one who stole the Glengarry leads, screwing over all his coworkers.

 
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Nick Marshall

Nick Marshall
Paramount

First, Nick is a pretty generic chauvinist dude in What Women Want . He’s a bad coworker in that sense already. Then, he gains the ability to hear what women are thinking, and, well, that doesn’t make for a great coworker either. Who wants a dude reading their thoughts at work? It doesn’t help, these days, that Mel Gibson plays Nick.

 
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Gaear Grimsrud

Gaear Grimsrud
MGM

Criminals can be coworkers as well. Sometimes, it doesn’t go well. That’s definitely the case in Fargo. While Steve Buscemi’s Showalter seems like an annoying guy to deal with, it’s a truly bad coworker who murders you and feeds your body into a wood chipper. That is, of course, exactly what Grimsrud does.

 
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Linda Litzke

Linda Litzke
Focus Features

Frances McDormand won an Oscar for Fargo, but Marge seemed like a great coworker. In another Coen Brothers film, Burn After Reading, McDormand plays a terrible coworker. The kind who manages to get multiple coworkers killed while remaining forever chipper.

 
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Ash

Ash
20th Century Fox

No, not Ash from the Evil Dead films, though he does seem like a bad coworker at the ol’ S-Mart. We’re talking about Ash from Alien. You know, the android who decides to kill everybody on board the Nostromo to bring back the Xenomorph to the corporate overlords. Sure, Bruce Campbell’s Ash is annoying, but he saves his coworkers’ lives, where Ash the android ends them. Hail to the king, baby.

 
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Randall Boggs

Randall Boggs
Disney

Even monsters have to deal with office politics. Mike and Sully are friends, and they have each other’s backs, but the same doesn’t hold true for Randall Boggs. No, Randall is Sully’s main rival, and he does whatever he can to undermine the big star at the Monsters, Inc. corporation.

 
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Frank Abagnale Jr.

Frank Abagnale Jr.
Dreamwork

Sometimes he’s a pilot, sometimes a doctor, and sometimes he’s working with the FBI. The problem is that, through it all, Frank is a conman. Catch Me If You Can follows Abagnale as he cons his way across the country and the world, and having a conman for a coworker is never a good thing.

 
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Tom Grunick

Tom Grunick
20th Century Fox

All three main characters in the very good Broadcast News seem difficult to work with. Jane and Aaron are clearly good at their jobs and care deeply about journalism. Tom is the “pretty boy” anchor with some impostor syndrome. That makes him a more complex and interesting character, but it also gets to what makes him a bad coworker. As we learn in Broadcast News, Tom unethically reshot and re-edited parts of his well-received expose, going as far as to insert a shot of him crying that he shot after the fact.

 
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Whip Whitaker

Whip Whitaker
Paramount

Look, Whip is a great pilot. He rolled his plane and saved the day. The dude was also drunk and coked out of his mind when he did it. Flight is about a pilot who, while talented, has demons that make him a danger every time he gets behind the “wheel” of a plane.

 
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Alonzo Harris

Alonzo Harris
Warner Bros.

Another Denzel Washington role. This one won him an Oscar. Washington's charisma stands out in Training Day , a movie that is pretty weak in many parts but wisely cast the two lead roles. Whip may have potentially killed his coworkers with his recklessness, but Alonzo actively hopes his new partner (Ethan Hawke) dies because it will get him out of a jam.

 
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Phil Connors

Phil Connors
Columbia

It took Phil evidently years to become a good enough person to get out of the time loop of Groundhog Day. That speaks to how lousy he was to people at first. Played iconically by Bill Murray, Phil is rude to Rita, Larry, and Ned Ryerson. OK, so we get being rude to Ned.

 
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Harry Ellis

Harry Ellis
20th Century Fox

From the second we see Ellis snorting coke in an office other than his own at the Christmas party in Die Hard, you can peg him as a problem. Ellis thinks he is smart and suave enough to buddy up to Hans Gruber, and he is not. After selling out John McClane and endangering all his coworkers, Ellis gets shot for his efforts.

 
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Brian Fantana

Brian Fantana
Dreamworks

Nobody at the San Diego news station in Anchorman seems like a good coworker, and that includes Veronica Corningstone, to be honest. Brian, though, seems like the worst coworker. He’s brash and crude, but there’s also this: Sex Panther.

 
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Obadiah Stane

Obadiah Stane
Paramount

Obadiah is a bigwig at Stark Industries, but as far as Tony goes, he is a coworker. Obadiah also, you know, tried to get Tony killed, and then he became the first villain in the MCU, Iron Monger, in Iron Man. Yeah, he sounds like a bad coworker, even if he occasionally brings pizza.

 
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Roger Dorn

Roger Dorn
Paramount

Sports movies are common, and teammates are coworkers, so there had to be a representative there. We’re going with Roger Dorn, the smarmy third baseman played by Corbin Bernsen in Major League. Even when the other team members come together, Roger remains smug and disaffected. He refuses to risk his health by trying on the field, and he’s a third baseman! That’s a key defensive position!

Chris Morgan is a sports and pop culture writer and the author of the books The Comic Galaxy of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The Ash Heap of History. You can follow him on Twitter @ChrisXMorgan.

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